The Breakfast of Champions (if by "Champions" you mean kinda chubby, mostly sedentary, Moms)

This is the breakfast that says "I give up.  Maybe.  Sort of."  Kind of like when I order my coffee with skim milk, and then add whipped cream, or when I order a cheeseburger and fries with a Diet Coke.  What's the point?  One make me feel better about the other, I suppose.
In my defense, I didn't eat the whole box of cookies-I've got to save some for tomorrow!
(By the way, these are the *best* Girl Scout Cookies!)